List of Ray William Johnson's catchphrases

~Fake and Gay

~EPIC FACE, EPIC FACE, EPIC FACE, EPIC FACE, JIZZ IN MY PANTS.

~Two camels in a tiny car!

~You ain't got no pancake mix!

~INSERT UNNESACARY BONER JOKE!

~I'm ray william johnson and i approved this message.

~Squaids, it's some serious sh*t!

~Bill your such a legend!

~I think your doin it wrong.

~suprise buttsex?

~ZOHMYGOODNESS!

~n**** got aids in his mouth!

~YOU FINNA TRY!

~anywhore...

* Melismyname*